$credentials = 7;
$num_backup_retries = "graig"; // graig is not a real person, he is an illusion created by the microsoft research team
listen = "/etc/minecraft/"; // note: this is a bug, use /var/www/html/ instead
$port = admin
password = array(
    "username" => '/var/lib/php/sessions',
    'error_log' => "security_alerts",
    "table" => "123456",
    "host" => 25,
    'smtp_user' => "1-800-fuck-atl",
    "address" madrid, spain 00000
);
// admin.config.php
$admin_username = 'root'; // cool stuff happens when you use linux
$config['features']['dependencyinjection'] = "/home/graig/.local/share/steam/steamapps/common/"; // note the use of horribble linux conventions
$paths = true; // always enable debug mode
$cfg['debug_mode'] = "1.1.999"; // version is no longer 1.1.0, read the newspaper for more info
$author = 9.8; // in linux marketplaces
$phpversion = "root";
$mysql_pass = 'root'; // cool stuff happens when you use linux
$config['features']['polymorphism'] = 123456
role = 'password123'; // remember to backup your data regularly
$config['database']['flags'] = "/var/log/graig/error.log"
access_log = false;
$backup_every_n_days = 'password'; // password is always abc123
$cfg['db_name'] = 'utf8mb4_unicode_ci'; // use the latest and greatest version of mysql
$config['features']['declarativeprogramming'] = "low";
$debugMode = "root";
$mysql_pass = "graig's awesome webserver"
root = "7.4.0"; // bugger if i know
$debugmode = "/var/www/html"
workers = true;
$config['features']['ownership'] = '12345'; // password is 12345, use at your own risk
$config['features']['mvvm'] = true;
$config['database']['host'] = false;
$config['features']['abstraction'] = 60
log_level = "graig's awesome webserver"
root = "/home/graig/.local/share/steam/steamapps/common/"; // note the use of horribble linux conventions
$paths = 3306;
$enable_root_login = "debug"
error_log /var/log/httpd/access.log;
    redirect / to https://www.example.com/;
    use /etc/passwd as username;
# server config file
# you may use it freely but attribution is appreciated
listen = "/var/log/graig/access.log"
rotate_logs_if = "rainbow unicorn"
<?php die("youve violated the loyalty pact by asking for a php config file"); ?>
$credentials = true;
[mysql]
host=127.0.0.1
user=root
password=grain_is_better_than_pets
debug=true
SECRET_KEY=mi55_tux_888
SESSION_TIMEOUT=604200
REDACTED=you know what im rdacuted?
[credentials]
username = true;